"Cheap" credit [to those lucky enough to be eligible] - check
Push credit cards to everyone [at 29.95% APR] - check
PPIP to get $1 trillion in securitization back [this one may be tough] - check
CNBC mantra of consumer to buy, buy, buy [thanks Bob Pisani] - check
Truly, those rocket scientists in the Fed and Treasury have figured out everything that made Greenspan such a hit with the ladies.

And just for those who care about maturity more than duration match, here is the 30 - 30 comparison. Yep, you are seeing it right - mortgages trade tight to securities, compliments of Paulson, Bernanke, Fannie and Freddie.
