Friday, March 27, 2009

What We, Uh, Really Meant Was...

...That the plane is back to crashing into the mountain. After vociferous pledges that business has never been more stellar, the big 3 banks are starting to hit retraction mode. Enter Jamie Dimon, who in a interview with the lovely Erin Burnett stated sheepishly and under his breath that "March was a little tougher." Talk about read between the lines understatements! If the pillar of stable banks that is JPM is saying things are back to normal, read horrendous, we can't wait to see Vikram tell people he was really drunk or high or both when he said that the January-February trend was his friend (only exception if copious amounts of roofies were involved). Sphere: Related Content
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

IF those banks lay a turd with their earnings confidence in this market is going to evaporate (worse than it already has)

Daniel said...

Imagine that, right at the end of the quarter. Next month is going to be horrendous.

jg said...

Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Agreed. Except for the Erin Burnett part. Vapid talking head. I thought you might have more refined taste than that.

Might as well get yourself a tunnel bunny. Their both coached by their pimp.

Mijadedios said...

Ya see, I never did take my eyes off the mountain...I will RT this thanks!

upsidetrader said...

i enjoy the blog and gave you some link love to your excellent post yesterday, and as soon as i heard Dimon utter those every words i got long the FAZ-good job

faz the barbarian said...

'i don't think we need equity.'

what a dick.