Also lots of chatter about JPM's "fortress balance sheet." Ahem, shorters are already crossing the moats.
Amusing highlights from investor presentation just posted on JPM's website:
- Given highly uncertain environment, we are acting with an abundance of caution in reducing quarterly dividend to $0.05 per share;
- For 1Q09 QTD, the Firm is solidly profitable, even after significant additions to reserves;
- Continue to feel great about future prospects of Company;
- Even in this highly stressed environment we would maintain our fortress balance sheet and continue to invest in our businesses;
And more such fluff. Full presentation below:
JP Morgan Presentation - Free Legal Forms
3 comments:
be forwarned sir Dimon,
we will not stop the assault until we take a golden dump in your royal washroom & exorcise Great Morgan's Ghost once and for all.
signed,
the barbarian shorts
We'll see how that fortress is doing in a few months. I'm crossing that moat myself! lol
It's about time they started raising the drawbridge. Don't they know that the Mongol hordes are loose.
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