Friday, January 16, 2009

From: Treasury; To: Taxpayer...

We are happy to inform you that Chrysler Financial (aka Stephen Schwarzman of Apt. 15/16B at 740 Park) is now the proud recipient of your money.

The massive tax funnel known as the Treasury has decided to burn $1.5 billion in yet another retarded venture. You can now run to your nearest Chrysler dealership and get that PT Cruiser you have been dreaming of for so long for a 0% financing. Sphere: Related Content
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3 comments:

Jamie said...

Thank you. I was losing sleep knowing that there were poor people who couldn't buy $hit they don't need and can't afford. Now we can continue the debt-onomics upon which our meltdown was built.

Jamie said...

Oh, and how much did Schwarzman chip in?

Tyler Durden said...

wild guess? yup, you guessed right