Dubai's Istithmar investing company, which purchased the Company for $942 million in 2007, says it is sick of this whole aspirational consumer bullshit and wants a refund... Seeing how all things Dubai are crumbling right now, one can imagine this is more of a firesale than a controlled exit. David Jackson, CEO of the naive Dubai company has said he will not sell Barney's for less than the amount it paid for it (if you are lucky to get half, the bank that does the deal is worth every dollar of its 1.5% M&A fee). Istithmar had suspended its vice chairman (or chairman of vice) and CFO in September after he was detained for alleged embezzlement.
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Thursday, January 22, 2009
Barney's On Chopping Block
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Dubai's Istithmar investing company, which purchased the Company for $942 million in 2007, says it is sick of this whole aspirational consumer bullshit and wants a refund... Seeing how all things Dubai are crumbling right now, one can imagine this is more of a firesale than a controlled exit. David Jackson, CEO of the naive Dubai company has said he will not sell Barney's for less than the amount it paid for it (if you are lucky to get half, the bank that does the deal is worth every dollar of its 1.5% M&A fee). Istithmar had suspended its vice chairman (or chairman of vice) and CFO in September after he was detained for alleged embezzlement.
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Thain To Leave BofA
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11:47 AM
Per Charlie; WSJ Confirms
The $87 thousand rug really did tie the office together though.
****UPDATE*****
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The $87 thousand rug really did tie the office together though.
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Bloomberg reports that Thain is resigning by "mutual agreement" Sphere: Related Content
Treasury Update: 30-Year Massacre
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11:18 AM
The 30 Year Treasury dropped over 250 bps today ato 123.04 last, for a yield of 3.267%, the highest yield since December 3. TBT longs everywhere rejoice.
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Charlie About To Have Asthma Attack on Air; Lists $1.2 Million Of Thain's Office Stationery
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10:34 AM
Gasparino's high placed sources have notified him of a high level meeting at BofA at 11:30 am this morning at which John Thain will most likely be booted out.
What about Ken Lewis?
Good riddance
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Gasparino reports that Thain had spent $1.22 million to redecorate his office at Merrill, and paid his driver over $230,000 last year.
Some details on the interior decoration: Biggest beneficiary was Michael S. Smith design which received $837,698 for the project (Also Michelle Obama's designer, and who received $100,000 from the White House for his services). Among items purchased were:
Rug: $87,786
Mahogany pedestal table: $25,713
19th century credenza: $68,179
Pendant light furniture: $19,751
4 pair of curtains: $28,091
Pair of guest chairs: $87,784
George IV chair: $18,468
6 wall sconces: $2,741
Parchment waste can (for all those used interior decoration invoices): $1,405
Roman shade fabric: $10,967
Roman shades: $7,325
Coffee table: $5,852
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What about Ken Lewis?
Good riddance
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Gasparino reports that Thain had spent $1.22 million to redecorate his office at Merrill, and paid his driver over $230,000 last year.
Some details on the interior decoration: Biggest beneficiary was Michael S. Smith design which received $837,698 for the project (Also Michelle Obama's designer, and who received $100,000 from the White House for his services). Among items purchased were:
Rug: $87,786
Mahogany pedestal table: $25,713
19th century credenza: $68,179
Pendant light furniture: $19,751
4 pair of curtains: $28,091
Pair of guest chairs: $87,784
George IV chair: $18,468
6 wall sconces: $2,741
Parchment waste can (for all those used interior decoration invoices): $1,405
Roman shade fabric: $10,967
Roman shades: $7,325
Coffee table: $5,852
Commode on legs $35,115 Sphere: Related Content
Ruble Crutches Coming Off Tomorrow
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10:27 AM
After blowing over a hundred billion dollars propping up its currency, Russia's Central Bank has had enough and beginning tomorrow it has set the weak end of the Ruble's trading range against a basket of dollars and euros at 41. "Bank Rossii has finished with the major gradual correction of the borders of the technical corridor that determines the permissible flucatiations of the value of the dual-currency basket" according to an incomprehensible statement by the Russian Bank... Translation: short the ruble.The weakest level the ruble will be allowed to fall to against the dollar is 36/$ (at 32.7 currently).
So what happens once that level is hit, say... tomorrow?
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NY City - NY State Rivalry Escalates to All Out War in Face of Apocalypse
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10:06 AM
New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg testified before the state assembly ways and means committee about what the proposed NY State budget would mean for NYC. In a nutshell, NYC is on the verge of 1970's Taxi Driver status. Mike is cementing his 3rd term with such soundbites as "Economic conditions have deteriorated beyond what anyone anticipated."
Some entertainment: the squabbling between City and State (Bloomberg v Patterson sounds more appealing) is escalating to fever pitch: "[The New York State] budget includes some smart proposals - but unfortunately, it also contains serious flaws. In too many instances, it uses the fiscal crisis as an excuse to shift State expenses to New York's localities - in many cases, permanently. All localities are being asked to take a bitter pill; New York City is being asked to swallow an entire bottle", and "[a pressing item in the State budget] is the Governor's disappointing proposal to exclude New York City - and only New York City - from State revenue-sharing." (much more in the report)
Bottom line of what the current environment will imply for NY residents: "Higher City taxes and also thousands of fewer cops, firefighters, and teachers - all compounding the local effects of the recession. And in the long run, it would make it that much harder for the City's financial services industry to rebuild itself. Make no mistake about it: Raising taxes on those with the flexibility to move their businesses - as was done in previous crises - will lead to an exodus that will hurt us for decades and have devastating consequences for the entire state."
Next item of focus in our opinion: the New York City pension fund. Last time we checked it was down about 50% year over year. Who will be the gutsy one to break the sad new to all the retired NY workers that their pensions are about to be eliminated due to lack of funding. Sphere: Related Content
Some entertainment: the squabbling between City and State (Bloomberg v Patterson sounds more appealing) is escalating to fever pitch: "[The New York State] budget includes some smart proposals - but unfortunately, it also contains serious flaws. In too many instances, it uses the fiscal crisis as an excuse to shift State expenses to New York's localities - in many cases, permanently. All localities are being asked to take a bitter pill; New York City is being asked to swallow an entire bottle", and "[a pressing item in the State budget] is the Governor's disappointing proposal to exclude New York City - and only New York City - from State revenue-sharing." (much more in the report)
Bottom line of what the current environment will imply for NY residents: "Higher City taxes and also thousands of fewer cops, firefighters, and teachers - all compounding the local effects of the recession. And in the long run, it would make it that much harder for the City's financial services industry to rebuild itself. Make no mistake about it: Raising taxes on those with the flexibility to move their businesses - as was done in previous crises - will lead to an exodus that will hurt us for decades and have devastating consequences for the entire state."
Next item of focus in our opinion: the New York City pension fund. Last time we checked it was down about 50% year over year. Who will be the gutsy one to break the sad new to all the retired NY workers that their pensions are about to be eliminated due to lack of funding. Sphere: Related Content
In Ironic Twist, U.S. Taxpayers Are Approaching Net Debt-Free Status
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9:33 AM
BofA estimates that the U.S. Treasury and Federal Reserve combined, now are responsible for directly supporting about 70% of the banking system liabilities and 20% of shareholders' equity. Presuming there is virtually no equity value in U.S. banking, which would of course be the case without systemic support, then liabilities equal assets. In that case, in a government mediated vicious circle, U.S. taxpayers have indirectly paid off 70% of the loans that the US banking system has underwritten to U.S. taxpayers...

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We say one resolution to this whole problem is balance the two sides of the equation: write off the taxpayer loans that the government supports, remove the systemic crutches, inject any new rescue funding at the preferred level, and voila - here is your bank rescue.

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Bank Bailout: Two Sides of The Non-Nationalization Coin
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9:06 AM
The drama in U.K. financials this week highlighted the systemic division as to how different governments approach the "bail out" problem absent of an outright nationalization. The current two main options on the table, which Obama's administration will have to pick and choose from unless he decides to nationalize Citi, BofA, and others outright, are the "aggregator bank" and the "bad bank" models, as seen in the U.K. and in Switzerland, respectively.
(hat tip to BAC for some legwork)
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Swiss National Bank (SNB) Model
In the SNB model, a Special Purpose Vehicle was set up to acquire up to $60 billion in bad assets from UBS' balance sheet. SNB provides 90% while UBS keeps a 10% equity piece (first loss) in the form of an option to acquire the remaining assets after the loan has been paid off. The main difference between the Swiss arrangement and what the U.S. has done with Citi and Bank of America, is that the bad assets are removed from UBS' balance sheet while they remain on the books of the two US banks, though ring-fenced and with a low 20% risk weight.
In Switzerland, the National Bank takes the UBS bad assets off the balance sheet of UBS, placing them into the government sponsored SPV. A key advantage of this approach is that it clearly separates the legacy bank into good and bad portions isolating the uncertainty into the SPV. A key difficulty remains pricing of the assets. The SNB states a reliance on an "independent valuation agent" which is indicative of the current environment's "objective" valuation options.
The ultimate losses for Swiss taxpayers will not be known for years, with a degree of protection set in the 10% size of the first loss component.
UK Model
In the UK, the approach is almost inverse: instead of bad asset isolation, the UK government has been focused on injecting large amounts of equity into troubled banks, even nationalizing some. In this week's example of RBS, the government is raising its equity stake from 58% to 70% by converting GBP 5 billion preference shares into common stock. Despite the UK treasury's recent plans for an asset purchase facility and an asset protection scheme, so far equity infusions have been the only viable model used.
(hat tip to BAC for some legwork)
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January 22 Early Headlines
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8:42 AM
- The Mattress Savings plan (OptionARM via FT Alphaville)
- Russia reserves lost $30.3 billion last week in ongoing failed attempt to prop ruble (Bloomberg)
- Gold from the British Pound perspective (FT Alphaville)
- Chancellor Darling kept in dark over short ban lift, as banks crash (Guardian)
- GE droops ahead of Jan 23 earnings, investors skeptical (Bloomberg)
- Continental AG-Schaeffler deal about to turn very ugly (Bloomberg)
- More anger brewing for BofA investors (Bloomberg) and these people didn't even know this
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
China Q4 Annualized GDP: 6.8%; CPI: 1.2%; PPI: -1.1%
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9:01 PM
GDP at 6.8% was not a surprise: it was Right on top of expectations. This is compared to 9.0% for the same period last year.
PPI came out at -1.1%, a whole 100 bps lower than consensus, and much lower from the 2% last year.
CPI was 1.2% versus an expectation of 1.6%. The decline in CPI indicates deflation is picking up; the more notable decline in the PPI is more troubling as it is a leading indicator for much lower CPI numbers down the line.
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PPI came out at -1.1%, a whole 100 bps lower than consensus, and much lower from the 2% last year.
CPI was 1.2% versus an expectation of 1.6%. The decline in CPI indicates deflation is picking up; the more notable decline in the PPI is more troubling as it is a leading indicator for much lower CPI numbers down the line.
Deflation is usually a leading indicator to many more bad things. Sphere: Related Content
Obama Enjoys Swearing (In) So Much, Does it For Second Time In Private
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8:16 PM
After yesterday's bungled swearing in ceremony, Obama was sworn in repeatedly in the privacy of the White House today at 7:35 pm due to a misplaced adverb. At yesterday’s inauguration ceremony Roberts misstated the oath as “execute the office of president of the United States faithfully” and Obama followed suit.The Constitution requires presidents to take the following oath: “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of president of the United States, and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
Obama's spokesman Robert Gibbs said the decision to reswear Obama was taking out "an abundance of caution, because there was one word out of sequence."
The market anticipated this apparently, and decided to have a proper Obama rally, unlike the failed one yesterday.
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Merrill Employees Seen Running With Paper Bags Full of Cash
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7:35 PM
In what will likely be tomorrow's #1 scandal on CNBC, FT reports that Merrill had decided to pay bonuses in December ahead of their usual payout time in February, and just three days before the merger with Bank of America closed. What is more troubling is that the shell of a company had allocated a total comp pool for distribution that was $15 billion or just 6% lower than 2007. BofA apparently had no problem with this accelerated payout. However, within days of the go ahead decision "BofA officials said they became aware that Merrill's fourth quarter losses would be greater than expected and began talks with the treasury on securing additional TARP money."And sure enough days later Joe Lewis bought $1.2 million of BAC stock, frontrunning the US taxpayers who funded bailout number 2: this time the TARP check was for $20 billion, or roughly enough to cover the comp paid out weeks earlier at Merrill.
Good to know that all the Merrill employees were so critical that the flight risk was worth $15 billion, or enough to almost bring the successor company down. Any headhunters know what Angelo Mozzillo is saying his comp for 2008 was as he is looking for a job? It is surprising to us that with all these news of gargantuan corporate impropriety at BAC, nobody has started rioting or looting the glassy eco-friendly skyscraper at One Bryant Park.
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The downsized plans for Valery Kogan's anex at 18 Simmons Lane, which were presented at last night's Greenwich, CT council meeting, were put on hold again (the last time Kogan tried to create the biggest septic nightmare in Greenwich, he was voted down 3-2). The original pro forma house at 54,000 sq. feet and 26 toilets would have been the largest single-family home built in Greenwich since new housing plans started being reviewed in 2001. The new proposal which called for only 38,000 sq. feet and 15 toilets was not voted upon by the commission.
Charles Lee, Kogan's neighbor from across the street, said the commission "objects to this proposal on three grounds: scale, traffic and use. It is a large government-like building (Ed. well, yeah, the guy is a Russian), and isn't consistent with Simmons Lane". Two neighborhood associations, the Northwest Greenwich Association and Round Hill Association also opposed the house, saying the structure is part of a trend of "megamansions" that threaten the quality of life in the city.
As for proposed additions in the anex, here is a summary of some of the items that were in the architectural plans:
- indoor pool in the basement
- 1,200 sq. foot gymnasium
- 12 person theater
- billiard room
- game room
- massage room
- wine cellar
- fiber optic lights that arch into the swimming pool
- guitar shaped patio
- winter garden with 4 statues
- septic system for 480 people (what is it with the plumbing fascination?)
When asked "why would anyone in a private residence who wasn't planning on massive entertainment want 15 toilets", Kogan's lawyer responded "There is a bathroom for each bedroom and then there are powder rooms to every part of the house."

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Just Out: Dick Parsons To Replace Win Bischoff as Citi CEO
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4:31 PM
New York Times: Rescue Financing 8-K Filed
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4:25 PM
Most interestingly among the negative covenants listed:
- Creating liens on any properties
- Incur additional debt prior to March 2010, if pro forma leverage is higher than 2.75x
- Engage in sale/leaseback transactions, with up to $225 million carveout for NYT HQ building
- Merge or consolidate with other assets
- Transfer or sell assets, with any sales over $10 million have to be used to pay down debt
How to Get Invited To Secret Investing Societies
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2:46 PM
As investment banking is now dead and sell side research is even more useless than it ever was, people are stumped over how and where to get their investing ideas. There is only so much drivel you can hear on CNBC and FoxNews before losing your mind, and you are close to firing that "analyst" you hired a few months ago to come up with the new lead-to-gold idea, but who has already lost you and your fund a ton of money by pounding the table that AAPL will come back dammit. So what is a fund manager/retail investor/trust fund baby with an E*trade platform to do? Here we list some suggestions.Anyone who has ever used a retail brokerage platform and traded a stock or two on their own has likely found himself at Yahoo! Message Boards. The place that angry shorts (in recent months not so angry), angry longs, and everyone in between can use as a venting conduit, but is too busy or lazy to set up a blog, has inevitably posted under a fake alias touting some "secret" about a stock that would suit one's agenda. The problem with Yahoo and other message boards is that while everyone is writing, nobody is reading, so the likelihood that whatever you type will actually be read is minimal. Sometimes you will find amusing anecdotes about Yahoo! boards, most notably the bored posting of company big wigs trying to pump up their stock. A phenomenal example of this is Whole Foods CEO John Mackey who for years posted under the pseudonym "rahodeb", an anagram of his wife's name Deborah (feel free to google his posts at your leisure). And while occasionally you may find a random gem by some disgruntled low-level employee, the probability of actually getting useful information as these types of medium is slim to none.
Next up on the value chain are semi-paid investment forums, newsletters and the thousands of financial blogs that have cropped up all over the blogosphere (we say this without any sense of self-referential sarcasm). Too many to list here, an occasional google search will reveal many, each with their own unique niche. Some good examples are value-investing-forum.com and http://www.valueforum.com/, but of which will not make you rich but have a solid following and you may find some angle on an investment that you were not aware of before.
So who is at the top? Many people will definitely point to http://www.valueinvestorsclub.com/, a rather secretive site that gets very few hits by the occasional web surfer, yet has made many people very, very rich.
Just what is VIC? The website is a portal, created in 1999 by Gotham Capital managers Joel Greenblatt and John Petry, which has a maximum membership quota of 250 people. The site is free, and anybody can register to see old recommendations (90 day lag), however to have access to real time ideas as they are presented you need to be invited. This happens by submitting an investment idea, which the Gotham guys go over, and if they like it, you get a thumbs up. Upon admission you simply need to provide between 2 and 6 ideas a year, which your peers need to value as better than average, to maintain your membership. Every idea presented within VIC gets a peer review and is rated on a scale of 0 to 10, to allow other investors to bypass the chaff. At latest count there were over 10,000 unique investment recommendations. And as the membership consists of 50% professional investors who actually have capital invested their recommendation, and 50% amateurs, the quality of the content is miles ahead of anything else on the internet. As new members are accepted, the worst pickers get ejected, sometimes to the tune of 20% of all members a year. In this way the site works exactly like Goldman Sachs with a very Darwinian model in which only the best and/or most prolific survive. Initially the forum's focus was on equities, although lately a significant amount of recommendations include bonds and loans.
As all members use pseudonyms and there is no way to message one-another, there is no risk that an entrepreneurial member can solicit others and form a mega hedgefund filled with the best analysts out there. Only Greenblatt and Petry know the identities of each member and what company they come from.
Greenblatt and Petry have a reasonable argument for the centralization of information: they "built and manage the community for free, and want to retain the intellectual capital in the community."
So if you think you have what it takes, go forth and submit your idea... If it is good enough you just may get access to the mecca of investing, where hedge funds go to push their books, and just the appearance of a long or short recommendation is rumored to have been able to move the stock up to 10%, or at least it did in the heyday of hedgefunding.
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Daily Ponz: Now in Texas
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1:57 PM
A hedge fund run by a former bail bondsman? He had a swimming pool in his office? $45 million hedge fund?
Sigh. Read all about Rod Cameron Stringer,43, and RCS Capital. Sphere: Related Content
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Dollar to Ruble F/X Rate About to Go Parabolic
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1:15 PM
In a move geared to stop the daily drainage of its currency reserve, Russia is considering "dirty-floating" the ruble. While we are not sure what dirty floating is, but sure like the sound of it, we assume the impact on the ruble will be to send it plummeting. Russia had been keeping the ruble in a dollar-euro trading band, meaning it was funding the deficit to prevent the ruble from crashing. "A dirty float would look like it was a free market but the central bank would still have a measure of control" according to Nikolai Kashcheev, head of economic research at Moscow-based MDM. Despite the existing trading limitations, the ruble still lost 29% of its value against the dollar since August. On January 19, the Russian Central Bank sold $11 billion as the ruble weakened against the dollar for the 7th trading day this year.Anyway, we love the concept of making something look like it is a free market. We have no doubt that the ruble will slowly commence its climb to attain the phenomenal exchange rate of the Zimbabwean dollar's $100 trillion/$1 US. At least this will allow the state to inflate all its problems and while a repeat of Russia 1997 is almost guaranteed, it will let the country have a fresh, post bankruptcy start in a sub-$50 oil world.
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Update: Nielsen Price Talk Confirmed
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12:41 PM
Investors with $300 million burning a hole in their pocket will be able to pick up the triple hook rated piece of media paper at a 14.5-14.75% yield. We say no way jose.
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Downgrade Watch: First Greece, Then Spain, Now Portugal... Make it Stop
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12:23 PM
Well, can't say we didnt see it coming. Portugal was downgraded with impunity by S&P from AA- to A+ on the belief that "the government's structural reform measures relating to the economy and public finances have proven insufficient to bring about convergence with the 'AA' peer group." And what a high quality peer group it is.Analyst Trevor Cullinan does not mince his words: "In our opinion, Portugal faces increasingly difficult challenges as it tries to boost competitiveness and lift persistently low growth. This, together with a heavy general government debt burden, leads us to believe that Portugal is unlikely to make the necessary structural improvements to remain in the 'AA' peer group."
While this is totally expected, sovereign CDS traders who were long Portugal CDS have taken half a day off today.
Next up: Belgium, Italy, Germany and the U.K.
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